tw3rkingpizza:

I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

(via lavishlove)

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

(via bobbyflores)

richwhitelesbian:

im so glad i met the internet

(via youarelookingatthis)

oomshi:

Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me

(via smileyface-)

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

(via smileyface-)

87daysbefore:

he he he he he

xsoldmysoulx:

omg-johndave-omg:

rufiiohs:

femtavros:

valeloi9:

sakura-yukishiro-bonnefoy:

altairs-butt:

thwipthwipspider:

ask-mercer:

thwipthwipspider:

altairs-butt:

altairspants:

my internet is being a god damn bitch

punch it

slap it

Twist it

flick it

bop it

harder

better

faster

stronger

what happened

this is the new best thing on the internet

(via r3cklessmermaids)

nikaalexandra:

do you ever hear someone’s name and just

(via bitemealianboy)

Girls that have that super whiny ass voice when talking to guys. STAHP